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We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.- Amy Poehler

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acnliv:

wishing well in the fall

acnliv:

wishing well in the fall image

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youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

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"It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."
Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

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hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

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the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

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transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

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I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

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"Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it."
wow (via babyitsasweetlife)

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letsbreelhere:

tentaclerapper:

ZOINKS LOOK OUT SCOOB ITS THE GENDER BINARY

RENDER RIRARY?

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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doctorateofwhalenoises:

bisexual-pirate-ladies-ac:

strippers do it in eight inch stilettos 

And occasionally with a few (or a lot) shots in the system.

doctorateofwhalenoises:

bisexual-pirate-ladies-ac:

strippers do it in eight inch stilettos

And occasionally with a few (or a lot) shots in the system.

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