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My personal life is a train wreck

— 1 week ago
iluminousrainbow:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

That was priceless

iluminousrainbow:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

That was priceless

(via vachekitty)

— 2 weeks ago with 236833 notes

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

image

(via pinkbaron)

— 2 weeks ago with 631108 notes

xfaults:

there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded.

(via pinkbaron)

— 2 weeks ago with 1535 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

— 2 weeks ago with 5651 notes
The Fourth Season Of 'The Killing' May Be Netflix's Best Original Series Yet 08/27/2014 →

(Source: ohvasparetime, via thekillingfangroup)

— 3 weeks ago with 21 notes
badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

(via pinkbaron)

— 3 weeks ago with 157038 notes

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via notkanye)

— 1 month ago with 544639 notes